The plot follows two main storylines: one centres on the emerging love story between two awkward teens, Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time; the second focuses on the eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.“是奉旨巡边的钦差大人，连城主都说对方权势滔天，你若是把他笼络住了，日后自然有享不尽的荣华富贵。时辰快到了，赶紧把头发梳好，换了衣裳出去。”老鸨来也匆匆去也匆匆。